Saturday, March 25, 2006

Do You Know Your Scat?

SCAT ALERT! SCAT ALERT!

Unidentified scat was found on the forest floor today, and top scatologists at Amber Fox are working hard to identify its origins. Some believe it might be extraterrestrial, but scientists insist the hammer pictured on the right is for size comparison only and not alien doo.

Do You Know Your Scat?
Help identify it!

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11 comments:

cockelf said...

Were there tracks around it, Chip?
I'm guessing bear scat, but that's only a guess.
Cockelf

Chip said...

Bear?! Actually, that was my thought too. No tracks, but then I didn't wait around long enough to find out!

Rick Barnes said...

I agree with Cockelf It looks like bear. Where did you find it?

Howie-Sue said...

I'm no expert it turdology, but my guess is it's not a turd at all.

Indeed, it looks like Sophia Lorens' false eyelashes after the locals in Newfoundland got done with her. (that is blood on the hammer isn't it?

Boy Ricky said...

Is that a hammer in the picture? It may be a clever cover up. Is Sophia a cover girl? Ok not now but was she...

Crappy said...

Bear?! You greenhorns down south don't know what you're talking about. That scat might fool some damn fool amateurs, but not somebody who was raised in the woods all his life. I seen it all. Been trapping the Yukon before most of you were born. Now I'm not saying that scat you found ain't special, eh, but it sure ain't no bear that I know of.... Only seen the critters alive twice with my own eyes, but I've sure tracked them often enough. Never heard of one going so far south, but the truth's right there in that scat. You boys got a sasquatch.

Boy Ricky said...

sasquatch, now that's exciting.

Now he hasn't been seen much outside BC. No recent sitings. Maybe Glooscap told Sasquatch of the Sweet Water at Amber Fox. Should we get a Sasquatch hunter. ( Not to kill but to track him)

CBC News today said in this video you need some candy and mozart music to get him to come to you.

In BC we take him seriously, one to be respected. The best offering and most sitings of Sasquatch come after drinking the magic Kokanee beer. Sasquatchs have been known to take all one's beer while camping. Good thing to appease this mighty guy, he's big!. Don't worry there at the farm, I am winging out with some for an offering. Hang tight!

Boy Ricky

Boy Ricky said...

Sorry if those links above don't work, try this link to CBC.

David said...

I know that the sasquatch lives in northern Ontario. Maybe a colony has migrated south. Be careful. They don't like being near people. Stay near the house and other buildings.

Chip said...

Hey....I'm out here all by myself...this talk of sasquatch is a bit scary! I'm sure it isn't from a sasquatch...at least I hope it's not!

cockelf said...

Maybe it's not a Sasquatch at all, but some yet-to-be-discovered creature.
Hmmm, could it be the Lanark Lizard Man or a Highlands Hag, or perhaps the dreaded Creature from the Corners?

BEWARE CHIP! BEWARE!