Saturday, April 01, 2006
Wal-Mart - Amber Fox sign deal
With some degree of excitment, news comes from the land today. aka Amber Fox has successfully leased out the Erection to Wal-Mart. All signage has been screwed in place and a few Faeries feel more things need to be screwed as a result of the exciting news emanating out of nearby McDonald's Corners and at the same time out of Bentonville, Arkansas.
"I have always believed in Faeries," says Sam Walton, "Especially the tooth fairy which of course Wal-mart has recently entered into agreements for reduced offerings. Parents today know the tooth Fairy at Wal-Mart will deliver 25% less than we did 10 years ago."
"A local faerie, known for a penchant for red wine and aliens,
added, "This is great! I mean, now I can get wings for less." He later asked, "Do Faeries still have wings? Just a thought."
The deal allows for this year's Gatherings to roll out as planned. Wal-Mart will make the south end of the new parking lot next to the Erection avialible on a first cum basis.
Previous outings at aka Amber Fox permitted those Faeries wishing to go au naturale to do so. Wal-Mart has asked that this occur only within the confines of the new Wal-Erection's Faerie aisle, where prices are lower always.
Other Faeries are excited about new employment opportunities. "I just know I could be a great Wal-Mart Greeter!" exclaimed one.