tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24503069.post114783935387102728..comments2023-10-20T06:14:22.610-04:00Comments on The Land aka Amber Fox: A Visitor Comes to Amber Foxrickyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17824176585273550263noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24503069.post-1147905397398069462006-05-17T18:36:00.000-04:002006-05-17T18:36:00.000-04:00Never Trust a Raccoon! A bear and a raccoon were w...<B>Never Trust a Raccoon! </B><BR/><BR/>A bear and a raccoon were walking through The Land, AKA Amber Fox one day. They came across a Faerie lost in the woods. The Faerie was very happy with the help the animals gave him he said, <I>"I will give each of you three wishes."</I> The bear went first... <BR/><BR/><I>"...I want...All the bears at Amber Fox to be gay!</I>" Poof! It was done. <BR/><BR/>The Faerie turned to the raccoon. The raccoon thought for a minute, and said, <I>"I want a...chain saw!"</I> <BR/><BR/>The bear thought he was crazy, but the Faerie granted his wish. <BR/><BR/>The Faerie turns back to the bear, who says, <I>"I wish...the bears in the next forest over were gay, too!"</I> POOF! It was done. <BR/><BR/>The raccoon thinks for a minute, and says, <I>"I want a pair of goggles!" </I><BR/><BR/>The bear says, <I>"Oh no! You could ask for all the money in the world and BUY those things! You're wasting your wishes on JUNK!" </I><BR/><BR/>The raccoon just shrugged, and POOF it was done. <BR/><BR/>The Bear's last wish was, after little thinking, <I>"I wish all the bears in the whole world were gay!"</I> <BR/><BR/>Poof, it was done. <BR/><BR/>The Bear and the Faerie look at the raccoon expectantly. The raccoon got out his chainsaw, strapped on the goggles and pulls the rope, he reved the engine and said, "I wish the bear were a lesbian."<BR/><BR/><B>Never Trust a Raccoon!</B><BR/><I>(reworked from a joke I received)</I>Boy Rickyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06432337651065772178noreply@blogger.com