Sunday, December 22, 2013

A Very Faerie Solstice Party Postscript

The Alien Baby was feeling a bit deflated this morning, but one last macaron was enough to restore his blood sugar and his good humour, if not his turgor.

Last night, just after midnight, we listened to our holy hymn, (sung by Karen our Mother, we must eat like her), the Alien Baby appeared to our eyes (in quicksilver finery no less) and we sent our thoughts into AB who relayed them through the aether and across the miles to Shimmer and Pretty Urban & Gwo(t) and Queen Bee and Matteo and Jeffrey and Claude and Tucker and Christian and Dragon and Ken and all the far flung fae we love! Then we sang a few rousing choruses of We All Come From the Space Ship. Message received.

Wasn't That a Party?

Oh, the music, the singing, the clarinet, and the piano. As always Chip and Ryan delighted our ears and eyes, and this night they were joined by the newly-returned Bruce! All three were received with applause and hisses (which is a good thing, trust me).

Wasn't That a Party?

Twenty-four fabulous fae ones braved the wind and the sleet and made their way to the Tower of Vaseline for A Very Faerie Solstice Party. Old fae, new fae, sparkly fae, nude fae!

Oh. Wait. I forgot. The Incident.

There was a twenty-fifth guest who barged her brassy way past security. That diva-bitch goddess-whore ChiChi herself deigned to put in an appearance. Don't worry, no bones were broken nor virgins deflowered. This time, we got lucky.

Wasn't That a Party?

The winner of the Wine Away Your Troubles gift basket, by Peaches, was none other than our very own Ryan the Spirit of Christmas Past!

Yeah, seems fishy to me too, but what can a fae boy do?

Wasn't That a Party?

And the winner of the Sumptuous Sweets Gift Boxes from Bobbette & Belle Artisanal Pastries was Brian Blue-Eyes, seen here modelling his exquisite powder blue sash, signifying his unofficial status as the new Miss Bobbette & Belle.

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Alien Crash!

A small escape pod has crashed in Departure Lounge West.
The pilot, a large-eyed green-skinned humanoid,
appears to have suffered a severe deflation injury.
Am attempting resuscitation.

Hope he is better in time for A Very Faerie Solstice Party!

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

A Very Faerie Solstice Party

A Very Faerie Solstice Party

Saturday, December 21, 2013, 8:00 pm to 1:00 am
in Toronto, Ontario

It's cold and it's dark.
It's the longest night of the year.

But for Fae in Toronto the fun is just beginning!

Enjoy time with friends while celebrating the solstice
over dessert, snacks, and treats!

Wear festive faerie fabulosity,
naughty naked nudity,
or anything in between!

Be you, and most importantly, be there!

Desserts and canap├ęs will be provided. 

Win Amazing
Door Prizes!
 Bobbette & Belle Artisanal Pastries
Including a gift basket from Bobbette & Belle Artisanal Pastries
Arrive before 11 pm to be eligible for the draw.

the song stylings of
Herr Doktor 
Chip von ChipLandia!

Also featuring

a Visitation 
Alien Baby!

gender-inclusive event 
All Sentient Species 

For an evening of 
glitz, garlands & glamour
join your hosts:


If you are a member of our Facebook Group, you can RSVP to the Facebook Event. Otherwise, please email to get directions. If you live outside of Toronto, contact us and we may be able to arrange overnight accommodations.

Friday, October 18, 2013

Boy Colours Erection

Little Ryan wanted to colour a picture of the Erection, so Uncle Paul took a photograph, then he & DeeDee turned it into a colouring page. Ryan did the colouring.

Thursday, October 17, 2013

Around the Land, Thanksgiving 2013

The weather and the Land were simply stunning this past weekend at the annual Thanksgiving Gathering. Select any photo to expand it to fullscreen. Thanks to photographers Paul al'DeeDee Bee (PDB) and Chris Desmond Lallman (CDL), for capturing some of the magic of the Land.


Gateway to the Land,
and your cocktail awaits. (CDL)

Welcome to the Land!

Abode of old, burned out long ago, of which the Old Ones rarely speak. (CDL)

Perhaps an apple from the orchard? (CDL)

Never too early for a sauna.
And look, another refreshing cocktail! (CDL)

Chip wants to build a proper bath house. Yay! (CDL)

A stop at the spa?

Ye Olde Shitter - Danger in the Extreme!
Should ye sit, ye may well fall. (CDL)

Clearly, this spot is taken! (CDL)

Tenting on the Path of the Snake. (CDL)

Have you set up 
your tent yet?
Then I'll meet you 
at the Erection!

The Erection. (PDB)

Where could this mysterious pathway lead? (PDB)

Perhaps a walk before dinner? 

The maples are so red. (PDB)

Red leaves ... (PDB)

... and red berries ... (PDB)

... and still more red leaves. (PDB)

Colour on a rock. (PDB)

Colour is everywhere!

Unexpected colour on a log. (PDB)

Dragonfly on a dress. (CDL)

Found some little friends!

Dragonfly and milkweed. (PDB)

A stick bug visits DeeDee's blouse. (CDL)

Stick bug well camouflaged. (PDB)

Hopalong stops by for a visit. (PDB)

It looks like a Lady Bug
but it is one of the evil imports from Asia,
the ones that bite! (PDB)

The Path of the Snake. (CDL)

Let's head up the Path of the Snake.

Colours along the Path. (CDL)

Meditation Hut under construction. (CDL)

Have you seen the new Meditation Hut?

The view from the Hut is lovely. (CDL)

Hey, the sun is getting low! (CDL)

Sunset over the farm. (CDL)

Boy Ricky tends the fire. (CDL)

A perfect way to end the day.

Burn baby, burn! (PDB)


Rear-view Peaches. (PDB)

Thanks for coming, 
see you again soon 

(CDL) = Photo by Chris Desmond Lallman
(PDB) = Photo by Paul al'DeeDee Bee

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

LumBearJack Work Weekend 2013

LumBearJack Work Weekend

Friday, November 8 at 1pm to Sunday, November 10 at 3pm
on The Land aka Amber Fox

Okay bears and lumberjacks, are you ready for one last romp in the woods before winter sets in? Then join us once more on the Land aka AmBearFox.

This weekend is for serious wood choppers and Meditation Hut builders, but it won't be all work!

Bring your perforMANnce gear or get outfitted at the Foxy Boutique for the ever-popular Know Talent Show. Enjoy hearty meat off the BBQ, spectacular fires, wiener roasting, bare bear saunas, dancing till dawn, and snuggling with your cub! What could be better?

The gathering begins and ends in Circle, with a brief organizational followed by a longer Heart Circle on Saturday morning.

Vegetarians are welcome, but be aware that the Carnivores will be indulging themselves this weekend! 

If you are a member of our Facebook Group, you can RSVP to the Facebook Event. Otherwise, please email to let us know that you are coming.

The suggested contribution to the Purse is $15 to $35 per night, more if you can or less if you can't, $25 on average. For those attending the whole gathering, that works out to $30 to $70, average $50. We use an honour system and ask that you pay what you can, even if it is only a few dollars - nobody is turned away for lack of funds. The Purse pays for food, fuel for the pump & lawn mowers, propane for the fridge & stove, paint, materials for repairs, paper products and all our other mundane needs. 

The weather may be chilly, so you should check the weather forecast before you pack.

There is plenty of room for tenting along the Path of the Snake and in the May Pole field. The cooler nights will encourage many to opt for snuggling in the Bunkhouse, and if it is very cold, the Departure Lounge and even the sauna can hold extra sleepers!

Please join us, or I shan't be able to bear it ;)