by HowieSue Isharoonie
You know, and I’m sure you do, I could just go on and on about my dating woes, and I no doubt will . . . at length.
But if there really is a Big Foot roaming around Amber Fox right now, I am like, just SO JEALOUS!
It's an open secret that I'm partial to BIG & HAIRY guys.
A Sasquatch at the Eastre Gatherette! I'm salivating just thinking about the possibilities . . .
But enough about me and my dating woes. All this talk of a Big Foot reminds me of Silver Lining, lightning strike survivour and faerie poet extraordinaire.
But enough about me and the fact that I’m partial to BIG & HAIRY guys.
Here’s the real reason why all the BIG & HAIRY sasquatches are so scarce and hard to find:

This is HowieSue Isharoonie
with “Common Nonsense and Uncommon Sense”
1 comment:
Well, if, this summer, we hear shrieks in the night and discover HowieSue's tent half-shredded and covered in furry hair next morning, we'll know what happened to him!
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