Thursday, May 18, 2006

Holy smokes ... Secret Agent 002 reports

I am away (but you know that) working behind the scenes, following the effort of some Faeries to bring none other than that big Faerie wanna be, Pat Robertson , to Amber Fox for the Victoria Weekend Gatherette.

The photo shows the first meeting in a super private exclusive men and boys only Virginia Club, notorious for attracting Faeries of substantial means.

Daddy Patty as I unaffectionately call him, quickly joined the group before getting caught with my new, super doper top secret (don't tell anyone okay, it's a secret) chainsaw powered remote crotch cam.

Here you see them all watching the Edmonton Oiler's game. The Crotch Cam is cleverly hidden in my spiderman chainsaw sitting on a table in front of the TV. I know if that if Daddy Patty comes to Amber Fox this weekend, he will bring the boys in the picture with him.

If Pat Robertson shows up, maybe a Daddy can spank him good, for all those bad things he has been saying.


cockelf said...

...and just yesterday Daddy Patty said that God Himself privately told him that the U.S. is in for giant hurricanes and storms this summer, and the Pacific Northwest might be dealt a tsunami. Pat's god is a god of love and kindness.

Anonymous said...

Daddy is going to have to spank him!